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Chicken Demotivational Poster


KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken


TAGS: kenpachi chicken
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Ezil

Mr. Shiny - March 2, 2009, 5:14 pm
I don't particularly care for anime anymore, but this is made me laugh.
Dude - July 21, 2008, 11:49 pm
that is disturbingly hillairious. But where can i get some?
Shtoink - May 28, 2008, 12:33 am
thats freaking awesome!


Never Give In -


TAGS: dead chicken lol
Rating: 4.56/5

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JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.


TAGS: tiger chicken
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:54 am
Poster titles don't need puncuation. They're titles, not sentences. 4L


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for a**istance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are h** and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a ****?


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, for*****!


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop




FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

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Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -


TAGS: chicken joke iraq
Rating: 4.52/5

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ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:56 am
As long as the skin turns out nice & crispy, who gives a flying phuque.
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:40 pm
jarhead lol


DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Ian Rust

boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


RULE 34 - The real reason the chicken crossed the road




CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




LONG JOHNS -


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie


TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?


TAGS: goat bat chicken batchicken
Rating: 2.31/5
Shtoink - November 18, 2008, 6:56 am
but those are deer antlers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:32 pm
In the Seychelles, on vacation. Don't ask, it's a long story.


BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


BLUSTER -




LETS MAKE A DEAL -


TAGS: military kfc chicken
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:44 pm
I have to do a motivator for Gen Tso chicken also. LoL
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:28 pm
That was bahaha worthy....thank you needed to get that out of my system.


The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


Rattlesnake -


TAGS: rattlesnake dog lick chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:24 am
The dog did as well I bet.


HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road


TAGS: fat black hungry chicken fork
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
Get That Turkey .


WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.




the chicken -


TAGS: why did the chicken cross the road
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:24 am
very funny a 5er


SOLVED -


TAGS: the chicken or the egg
Rating: 4.76/5

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forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:07 am
ROFL


PET CHICKENS ARE SO COOL -


TAGS: versatile snack chicken kids humor
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 2, 2013, 1:28 am
Lol! Reminds me if an old Smothers Brothers skit. 5Chickens!
chickenlittle - October 2, 2013, 1:26 am
haha that's great!! :)


THE CHICKEN RUN -




MAC N' CHEESE -




THE CHICKEN - So is it the translation , or it's the owner trying to be honest?


TAGS: chicken menu restaurant fail
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by 7053

Raligard - August 16, 2011, 3:36 am
"That wasn't chicken..."
7053 - July 8, 2011, 5:29 am
Well,never eat anything if you feel strange about it.Right,they're SURE creative..lol
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
LOL. "Chicken embedded w. Veg." is kinda funny too. As if Geraldo Rivera is going to be reporting from your plate.


GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*




AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??




THE TRUTH - It's out there, you just have to be paying attention.


TAGS: truth chicken chinese food
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by LilGerm

??? - October 23, 2008, 2:58 pm
Tom Boy Special?


KFC - Korean Fried Cat




CHICKEN POT PIE - My 3 favorite things, all in one.




EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"


TAGS: money power respect toolate chicken
Rating: 4.43/5

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BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm

new contributor....nice one dude.


BOW TO YOUR CORNER - Bow to your own Three hands up and round you go Break it up with a dosey-do


TAGS: chicken in the bread pan kickin out dough
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - December 4, 2015, 3:51 pm
Nuke-em Till They Glow !
MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:33 am
Another 5L Classic
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 10, 2010, 11:19 pm
Still think the 14 is most beautiful plane ever built! 5
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Oh yeah, thats a 5.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 11:11 pm
Just don't swing your partner.
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
Now, bombenade. 5L


BABY - Tastes like chicken.


TAGS: chicken baby eat food
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Derek - June 8, 2010, 7:14 pm
Chicken likes tastes.


ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




FROGS -


TAGS: frogs chicken
Rating: 1.55/5
MO - June 19, 2009, 8:05 pm
Don't look nik!! Hide walt!!


THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR -


TAGS: chicken egg
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by culos

justlogic - April 23, 2010, 12:25 am
going by the correct laws of evolution and natural selection, the egg came first. two near chicken like birds past on the correct genes to give birth to the first bird we define as the chicken. ownd.


CHICKEN RUN - Tim Burton's re-imagining of a classic. Coming soon.




CHICKS IN SECOND LIFE - Not quite what you expected


TAGS: second death chicken
Rating: 1.43/5


Go Eat Worms -


TAGS: chicken fishing torment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 12:54 am

sniff...sob...I can so relate to this!~
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:56 pm
Gotta Fave this, the 5 is automatic
MissPriss - June 24, 2013, 9:49 am
Aww Greeny (sniffle) who would ever of thought(dab, dab) you(sob)loved chicken! That and you have a sensitive side...5L for the revealing creation.
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 12:20 am
Beautiful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
5 empty nests.


Why oh Why -




Listen carefully.... -


TAGS: sky falling chicken little
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 30, 2013, 12:32 am
Haha LG great comment! :D
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 11:54 pm

And then he ran through the barnyard, yelling, "Everybody duck!" Because, after all, that's what he was.


Boneless Chicken -


TAGS: boneless chicken fresh eggs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:28 pm
Worked at a fast food place once. You don't know how true that is...Mc(cough)muffin...would you like that mcfetusized?
spacedog - April 14, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice.


snow white & the seven bench warrants -




chickens -


TAGS: chicken
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

GaryO - January 19, 2014, 9:53 am
Hate to break it to ya, Steve, but Canadian monopoly games don’t count.
steve1961 - January 19, 2014, 2:31 am
Well, I don't like to brag but I could stand in downtown Vancouver and ring a doorbell in Winnipeg with mine...
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 1:04 am
Well, the ol’ double post. Haven’t done that for a while. (stupid, impatient fore finger)
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Yeah, who’d wanna knock with their peckers?
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Yeah, who’d wanna knock with their peckers?


Peer Pressure -




Motifake Family Thanksgiving -


TAGS: thanksgiving rerun sho chickenlittle misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - November 29, 2013, 9:41 am

I could also tell you what was planned as a side dish but the natives told me no.
Sho - November 28, 2013, 3:57 pm
muhahaha
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:33 pm
Oh I'm sorry Little, Ism forgot to mention the restraining order! An incredible 5L long one it is.
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:37 pm
Love it ism!! I wasn't at the last Thanksgiving, so it looks like I'm gonna have to sit next to MissPriss in the hopes she'll give an encore performance! :D


why did chicken little cross the road? -


TAGS: chicken little cross road why
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 16, 2013, 9:04 am
Hahaha you are RIGHT, I didn't notice that before, it has webbed feet!
falloutghoul - September 16, 2013, 7:52 am
Ain't that a duckling?


BACON-WRAPPED CHICKEN -




Day 3 -


TAGS: chickens home
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:37 pm
Hi cynic, haha, yea, my REAL relatives. Someone pointed out to me that my icon is actually a duckling and not a chicken, how embarrassing! Yup, it's got webbed feet. This pic made me laugh when I saw it, knew I had to do something with it :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 12:49 pm
Lol! 5ome of your relatives?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 12:48 pm
Lol! 5ome of your relatives?


Chicken Gumbo Night -




NATURAL ENEMIES - TOC She Has Her Share


TAGS: enemies no more chicken
Rating: 4.92/5

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rerun - August 8, 2010, 5:51 pm

that is funny, twisted but funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_D34677Y9k........ 5L


Noise -


TAGS: noise chickens eggs asteroids twain
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:14 am
Hey Bobb ~ this sort-of reminds me of Glen Campbell's hit tune - I AM AN OMELETTE FOR THE COUNTY!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
This is s-o-o-o-o true. Lotsa social pressure amongst the biddies. Had one lay an egg fulla shyt just cause she was the last to produce. She was so proud of that shyt egg, struttin’ around an all.


Sport chickens -




HASENPFEFFER -


TAGS: chicken rabbit kittens irony humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:58 pm
Who knew Sean was a cannibal?
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:53 pm

It is delicious!~We raised meat rabbits for a long time.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2013, 7:55 pm
My wife is of German decent and from Idaho - she's completely familiar with this. She says it is delicious!
lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 2:38 pm

For those of you who might not know what 'Hasenpfeffer' is, it's rabbit stew. Here baked in a crust, served by a ra...oh, nevermind...


TAKE-IN -


TAGS: fast food chicken humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 2:03 pm

LOL~~Thanks!~
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 1:02 pm
Ohhh....so many side dishes come to mind...5L Ms. I!


WORDS TO LIVE BY - Never trust a zombie chicken. They have no reason to help you.




DISAPPOINTMENT -




CHICKEN OMELETTE - just seems wrong


TAGS: dead chicken in aborted chicken
Rating: 4.55/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 3:03 pm
lol That's sick, but I gotta try one
mariand - October 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
looks tasty... yet, those tags makes me wonder about the meaning of the chicken on earth...
Greeny - October 5, 2012, 4:31 pm
with lots of h** sauce
gas - October 5, 2012, 3:59 pm
..yet so delicious


HEADHUNTING -




Traditional Marriage -


TAGS: traditional marriage purchase bride chickens
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Ism

MrStupidGir - June 28, 2013, 6:31 pm
can we pay in camels?
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:43 am
Alright...who wants some of Miss Priss' Cult-Aid?
PapaFox - June 28, 2013, 7:52 am
Unless she's wearing two different fabrics, then she'll have to be stoned to death anyway.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2013, 1:02 am
What about requiring a ra** victim who was a virgin to marry her rapist?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
N-U-D-E..... really?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
What about stealing a women after battle? cuz nothing gets me randyer than sword fighting some guy n**e then taking all his stuff. Is there something wrong with me?


FOOD -




VICTORY -


TAGS: tastes like chicken
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 7, 2010, 2:00 am
Still a huge favorite!
Dude 4515 - March 7, 2010, 7:59 pm
bart, your avatar is all kinds of amsome. that is actually my favorite GIF that's on my computer.
Bartimaeus - March 7, 2010, 4:08 pm
Adorably delicious! 5/5
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 1:27 am
Very nice Sean, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:57 am
Perfection.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 12:26 am
So many disclaimers, yet so flawless. Which is rare (no pun intended). 5.
Anything - March 7, 2010, 12:25 am
5 lions of win !


DIS-COMFORT -




THE MOST ANCIENT QUANDRY - Why did the chicken cross the road? . In this case, most likely looking for a better Tailor.


TAGS: old chicken joke with answer
Rating: 4/5

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fan4camping - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm
Not if she uses the cross-walk, heh
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:18 pm
Too far to go around.
mariand - May 17, 2012, 6:58 pm
yeah...sure


Be what you are,first step to be better than who you are* -


TAGS: chicken qoute
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - June 17, 2013, 5:57 pm
Tags: "chicken qoute"
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - June 17, 2013, 3:35 pm
huh?
Greeny - June 17, 2013, 1:52 pm
I think the Stenographer was drunk, or something


PHYDEAUX LOVES HIM SOME BBQ - When you add up the delicious taste with the fact that it attracts tomorrow night's dinner, you can see why


TAGS: that might not be pork or chicken
Rating: 3.93/5

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phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:41 pm
Amsome Airman, and thank you!


INEVITABLE -




THE COOK IS ALWAYS RIGHT. - You See He Wants The Petty Officer To Kiss His Hand Yahoo Chicken Tonight !




WHY'D THE CHICKEN.... -


TAGS: chicken
Rating: 2.86/5

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OBAMA - Social Fascism! Liberals! Democrats! Bailouts! Saudi Arabians! Pirates! Mayan Calendars!




EATING OUT -




ANIMAL CRUELTY - subjecting animals to terrible sports


TAGS: chicken sports animal
Rating: 2.52/5

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Sigh.. - May 31, 2009, 3:03 pm
And maybe you start playing manly sports like Rugby. Blah blah blah.. You faggots need to grow up.
dgbt - October 23, 2008, 10:52 am
this is f***ing hilarious. biggy t**** you're a little b****. Maybe one day, if you stop being g**, you will like American football and quit playing faggy sports like soccer.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 7:23 pm
You were forced to read it? I guess America can't be all that bad, I mean... I wasn't forced to read it..
biggy titty - October 19, 2008, 6:44 pm
f*** you mother f***er, at least it makes sense, who the hell came up with a sport where you have to run with the ball in your hands even though its call FOOTBALL, then you call the real sport soccer, FU for making us have to read this ****


THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD - ...No one ever heard anything from then on




Dreams -


TAGS: dreams sleep chickensandwich
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 24, 2016, 7:46 pm
Had to take a second look and then I got it. Now I'm lmao. Giddy UP and more please.
concern3 - April 24, 2016, 6:59 pm
Funny, UP yours


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - Chicken -




the Circumcision -


TAGS: chicken cross the road circumcision
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 9, 2017, 6:46 am
Totally kosher heh. ^^^^^Up


Dinner -




cliches -


TAGS: guess what chicken b***
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2016, 1:34 pm
HAHAHAHA! Nice visit to the distant past, Rerun! LUUUUV IT^!!!!!!!!
lgvernon - April 1, 2016, 11:00 am

Si, Em. Es verdad, que no?
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2016, 3:42 am
¿Conjetura qué? ¡Recto del pollo!
lgvernon - March 31, 2016, 8:02 pm

I think she has her wings over her face.


Tastes Like Chicken -




Which came first -




Culture Clash -




age old question answered -




NOW WE KNOW... -




Rushed -


TAGS: eggs broken rush chicken
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 9:59 pm
... but you can make one heck of a good omlet!!! 5 hungry lions!
Silverheart - March 11, 2015, 7:28 am

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few egg5. Make mine with bacon, onions and pepper jack!


Chicken Race -


TAGS: race chicken bird tiger animals
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

passiveobserver - June 23, 2017, 1:10 am
Quick, paint a fake tunnel on a wall! MEEP MEEP!
JesusWept - June 17, 2015, 5:59 am
Yes, i've seen the video. Pretty cruel, but it was fast. It didn't suffer. Thanks for the fiver.
mizzdizz - June 17, 2015, 12:12 am
Somebody's given the tigers the bird...silly human! 5L, JW! Luv it!


WTF! -


TAGS: kid child smoke wtf chicken
Rating: 4.46/5

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NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:49 am
Oh , the joys of vintage androgenous dressings for children... Kinda puts those "Skinny-jeans" in perspective... Don't it, you lady-britches wearin' sissy-boy?
GaryO - January 8, 2016, 9:30 pm
Shyt. A tunnel! Comatose mod?
Silverheart - January 8, 2016, 4:18 pm

Are we doing tunnels again?
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:41 pm
5L, btw. That is all. Pretty sure.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:40 pm
Oh, and I had a pet chicken. Really.
GaryO - January 7, 2016, 7:39 pm
Not really. I was wondering if that's a 3 yr old boy...or girl. Oh, and where the ef did she git 'em? I got mine outta the folk's bedstand.


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